90% percent of the time i’m “going to the bathroom” is just me in there trying to get away from people’s shit
then why would you go to the bathroom
90 percent percent?
last year my chemistry teacher dropped something and yelled “zoo wee mama” and i laughed so hard i passed out and i woke up in the nurses office
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying