19.Aug.14 1 day ago

greetings:

when u tell a joke and no one else laughs but u

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19.Aug.14 1 day ago
19.Aug.14 1 day ago

lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

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19.Aug.14 1 day ago

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via fake-mermaid)

19.Aug.14 1 day ago

tsarcasm:

trapsical:

I took a shit in my grandma’s cat’s litterbox when I was like 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

this story was wild from start to finish

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19.Aug.14 1 day ago